It’s 2012. I know. It really is shocking. Especially considering the fact that as I look around my apartment I don’t see a single goddamn laser gun laying around. Anywhere. If the 5 year old version of myself knew this he would cry his ass off knowing that I currently live in a world where laser guns aren’t the number one form of protection against robots.
How did this happen? For years we’ve had films where it was like “Hey. it’s the future and someone is attacking us. Likely robots. Let’s get our laser guns and fight them since they wipe their asses with bullets.”
