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Saturday, April 23, 2016

Trying To Date The Kardashian's


The Kardashian women as well as the Jenners are...something else. I was talking to my cousin recently about which one of them I would have the best chance of dating or which one I'd even want to. I'd never put much thought or consideration into all of them but thought it'd be fun to break down each of them and look at what possible chances I'd have dating one of them if this was a reality where I thought doing such a thing would be a good idea.

Which I don't.

I'll be listing their ages, reported heights, previous relationships (according to the internet), best and worst qualities that I am aware of, and the percentage I'd have of dating them. As of now its zero. Is there a number that is less than zero? Banana. I have banana chances of actually dating one of them. If reading this upsets you chances are you need more hobbies and/or things to be angry about other than my random nonsense.