I saw this picture of a fine ass woman
on Yahoo the other day at work and showed it to a coworker and asked
“Did any of your teachers ever look like this? Ever?!” The answer
was no. My answer is hell no. I have never had a teacher this damned
fine. Had a couple cute ones but never one that would have made me
have to adjust my draws every ten seconds. This is Atlanta 2nd grade
teacher Patrice Brown aka #TeacherBae and the less creative Ms.
Thicky Fine Teacher Bae. Its hard enough to be attractive...so I
hear. It hard to be a teacher as well because children are usually
the devil. I could not imagine being a hot ass teacher and not just
because of the horndog kids but the horndog fathers and angry ass
mothers you know she has to encounter.
People online are mad because the world
is full of haters. Any guy hating on her is doing it to get points
from other women. “Hey! I'm on your team! Want some dick?” Any
woman hating on her is doing so because that's what women tend to do.
Women hate women. Yeah, I said it. Women ha-a-ate other women most of
the time so you know if you are built like the Kool-Aid Man or have a
shit bag of a husband and are just naturally upset you are gonna hate
on this girl. I say girl because she is too young for me to date
being in her 20's.
Her clothing is being called too sexy
for teaching. Look. Its hard enough to get kids to remember to wipe
their asses let alone what teacher wore that day. Plus, I have seen
women at Faithful Central Church in Inglewood wearing shit on a
Sunday morning that makes what Ms. Brown wears look like a burqa. Can
she wear looser clothing? For sure. But fuck that. If I were a woman
with a body like hers I would show the shit out of it. You want her
to wear 90's style baggy clothes? Fuck outta here with that. Even
though I'm a terrible human being and am staring at her pictures hard
enough to give her shivers its awesome that she is taking of the
terrible task of teaching children.
But still. Haters.
