Miss J. made me aware of this crazy ass
story about this guy identified as Jeffrey Alan Lash. You would think
that the fact that his decomposed body was found in a car after
sitting there for days would be strange enough. Or the fact that
police found over 1.200 guns, almost seven tons of ammo, knives, bows
and arrows, knives, and $230,000 in case. Nope. Its that his fiancees
family says that he was an alien hybrid that was working for the
government. Oh. They also found an SUV that was built to drive
underwater as well as fourteen other cars registered in his name.
This guy may have been James Bond.
Lash had told Catherine Nebron that was
working undercover for unnamed agencies. Her defense attorney said
Harland Braun said “The story itself sounds totally crazy, but then
how do you explain all this? There's no evidence he was a drug dealer
or he stole these weapons, or had any criminal source of income, no
stolen property, all the stuff you'd look for.”
