Thursday, July 23, 2015

Mystery Man Leaves Mysteries

Miss J. made me aware of this crazy ass story about this guy identified as Jeffrey Alan Lash. You would think that the fact that his decomposed body was found in a car after sitting there for days would be strange enough. Or the fact that police found over 1.200 guns, almost seven tons of ammo, knives, bows and arrows, knives, and $230,000 in case. Nope. Its that his fiancees family says that he was an alien hybrid that was working for the government. Oh. They also found an SUV that was built to drive underwater as well as fourteen other cars registered in his name.

This guy may have been James Bond.

Lash had told Catherine Nebron that was working undercover for unnamed agencies. Her defense attorney said Harland Braun said “The story itself sounds totally crazy, but then how do you explain all this? There's no evidence he was a drug dealer or he stole these weapons, or had any criminal source of income, no stolen property, all the stuff you'd look for.”

There is also talk that he was part alien and human and here to save the world. Police are still trying to confirm he is who people are saying he was an why he had so much shit that still had the price tags on them. When he was found in his car on the 17th of July he had been dead almost two weeks. Nebron, his fiancee, left him in a car up the street from their house after he died.

He was having trouble breathing but didn't want to go to a hospital. She then boned out to Oregon thinking these magical government agencies would come and get his body and items. Well, that part did happen. How is it even kind of legal to order that many guns let alone own them?  

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