For more years than I am comfortable to
admit I have said that the scariest thing in the world is a naked
man. This poor lady named Gail Wilson who also has muscular dystrophy
in Oregon lived my nightmare for real when this crazy ass dude 30
year old Steven S. Burton broke into her home.
She was just chilling
at home while her husband and daughter were away and drinking soup
when a naked ass Burton appeared out of thin air in her doorway. “He
had a big grin on his face. He came walking toward me with his arms
open wide. I kept saying 'Get away from me. Get out of my house.'”
Instead of leaving he went in for a hug. She used to be a
correctional officer so she knew how to handle crazy.
After she shoved his goofy ass away a
few times he grabbed her dog and locked himself in the room. “I
thought, 'This is it, I'm going to be raped or murdered.' I'd more or
less accepted my fate. Today was my day. But I wasn't going to let
him take me gently.” She called police and they showed up but
Burton had already made it to her shed outside. He ended up climbing
a fence and dove off the side of a cliff but police didn't hear a
damned splash. I just picture them cupping their hands to their ears and hearing a whistle and then silence...because I grew up watching too many cartoons. Maybe he hit the ground? No such luck. People that break into homes for naked hugs don't hit water.
