(editors note: this post was written by
Evil Dante. The views expressed by Evil Dante do not represent the
view of regular, boring ass, ironing loving, thigh admirer, socially
awkward Regular Ass Dante)
Holy shit! I remember a few years back
when all these female teachers started banging their students. They
were like a 6 or 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. We are now at a point where
strong 8's and up are having sex with students and I hate it. I am
jealous. I don't like being jealous, especially of teenagers because
teenagers suck. They are selfish, arrogant, and stink of latex and/or
weed. This teacher 32 year old Nicole McDonough was indicted on three
counts for having the sex with three 18 year old students. I'd just
fucking drop out of school and make this all nice and legal. She is hot in that sad way some girls can be.
She tried to get a pretrial
intervention which would've been dismissed with a guilty verdict and
the courts were all like “Nope.” Nicole was looking for and
having sex with students and each of the teens said that they did not
feel victimized. At least they're honest. Her lawyer Timothy Smith
said “If ever there was a victimless crime, this is it.” I
concur...because I'm a horrible person.
