Nature is a sneaky bastard. There are
always new animals found that freak me out because it turns out that
these things are still evolving and being made right now. Then there
are the ones that have been walking around all this time just waiting
for me to somehow stumble across them. That's not fair to anyone. I
recently was made aware of one horrifying creature by H. and this
lead to me finding a bunch of other strange ass creatures. Some are
small, some are large, all are horrible.
Just like penises.
Fossa
“The fossa is the largest mammalian
carnivore on the island of Madagascar and has been compared to a
small cougar. Adults have a head-body length of 28–31 inches and
weigh between 12–19 lb, with the males larger than the females. It
has semi-retractable claws and flexible ankles that allow it to climb
up and down trees head-first, and also support jumping from tree to
tree. The fossa is unique within its family for the shape of its
genitalia, which share traits with those of cats and hyenas.”
What are you supposed to be, you cougar
weasel? If I saw this in the woods I'd at first think it was a kitty
cat that's been lost for a while and went feral or a baby cougar.
Either way its no bueno for me. Those bonkers ankles make me nervous
but not as nervous as its weird penis. In case you get curious, don't
look up its genitals. Cats and hyenas have jacked up wangs. If people
had them we'd never have sex. Women would be like “The fuck you're
having sex with me!” If you're ever in Madagascar don't try and pet
this nonsense. Its penis is stupid.
