Showing posts with label Power Rangers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Power Rangers. Show all posts

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Dante Saves You: Power Ranger Edition


For years The Power Rangers have been on television in some form or another. I hated this show…for a while. My little sister would lose her mind when it came on and start acting like she knew karate. I’m sure there are thousands of kids that ended up getting their asses kicked thinking that if they hit a bully hard enough that sparks would fly out. Which, by the way, totally does!

See?!

I didn’t become a fan of the show until I started paying attention to the Pink Ranger out of costume because if I thought she was hot in it that would make me gay since there’s a 99.9% chance that a tiny Asian fella was under that helmet. The Power Rangers, while many, aren’t that hard to beat which is why I decided to teach your Black asses how to do it. You ready?! Its morphin’ time!!!