Showing posts with label Religious Fanatic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religious Fanatic. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Dante Saves You: Religious Fanatic Edition


Religion is already a scary thing. So what do you do when someone takes the belief in a higher power and turns it to 11? You fight back, you blasphemous heathen! In this special edition we’re gonna take a special look at Religious Fanatics. I’ve helped you fight all manners of aliens, monsters, crazy White women, and even prison. This time we’re gonna enter into the minds of these nutjobs.

I’ll be honest, this one will be hard. Some of these people have special powers or just bionic strength that comes from the belief in a higher power. Don’t underestimate your opponent. That’s the worst thing you can do with religious fanatics. You don’t wanna end up smitted. Smitten? Smooten? Hurt, okay. You don’t wanna get hurt.