Dashuh told me about this story where
this 25 year old chick in San Diego was arrested for getting a little
bit too turnt up. And by a little bit I mean so goddamned drunk that
she fell asleep at the wheel in the middle of Interstate 805. A
photojournalist named Paul Anderegg found Amber Dlaine McKinney
Morgan knocked the fuck out behind the wheel while cars swerved to
not hit her.
He ran up to her window and tapped on it shouting at her
to wake up or see what was wrong with her. As you can see from the
photo, she was not waking up. I have to admit, she is pretty hot.
Hotter asleep than when she is awake which is totally a thing. Stop
acting like it isn't. Some people can be sleeping or have their eyes
closed and you'll be all like “Aww...” and then they open them
and the theme to Godzilla starts playing. Its totally a thing. So
back to the story. Amber was not even trying to wake up. 911 was
called and police showed up for a little smashy-smashy.
