Sunday, March 29, 2015

San Diego Student Drunk On Freeway

Dashuh told me about this story where this 25 year old chick in San Diego was arrested for getting a little bit too turnt up. And by a little bit I mean so goddamned drunk that she fell asleep at the wheel in the middle of Interstate 805. A photojournalist named Paul Anderegg found Amber Dlaine McKinney Morgan knocked the fuck out behind the wheel while cars swerved to not hit her. 

He ran up to her window and tapped on it shouting at her to wake up or see what was wrong with her. As you can see from the photo, she was not waking up. I have to admit, she is pretty hot. Hotter asleep than when she is awake which is totally a thing. Stop acting like it isn't. Some people can be sleeping or have their eyes closed and you'll be all like “Aww...” and then they open them and the theme to Godzilla starts playing. Its totally a thing. So back to the story. Amber was not even trying to wake up. 911 was called and police showed up for a little smashy-smashy.

Officer Sergio Flores arrived from the CHP and he braved traffic to tap and shout on her window. He tried to smash it a couple of times and it didn't break but it did get the car to slowly start moving. He Captain Caveman'd the window on the passenger side and smashed it. That kinda woke Amber up a little bit. He got her “allegedly” drunk ass out of the car where a bottle of Schnapps and vodka were on the floor which if you have not had is delicious an the easiest, cheapest, and fastest way to get fucked up real fast. That Schnapps will turn that vodka into water. 

She was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Her bail has been set at $2,500. She is now a San Diego State University student that was studying to be a journalist that is now known as that chick in the booty shorts that passed out in the middle of the road. Her just being arrested is the best way this could've ended. There is video of this entire thing if you look it up so you know I'm not exaggerating any of this. Hopefully she gets her shit together before this happens again. And don't drink and drive, people. Its fucking silly.

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