Sorry, But Your Kid Is Ugly

I’m sorry to break it to you this way, but your daughter isn’t cute. I mean, she’s your child and you think that she is wonderful and beautiful and all that good stuff. But in the eyes of advertisers she’s a complete ugmo. A total Monet. I’m not saying your kid is ugly. Oh, no. But from what I see on television I am led to believe that the only kids that need to be on the screen have light skin and curly hair.