Showing posts with label The Warriors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Warriors. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Dante Saves You: The Warriors Edition


Sometimes in life you get thrown monsters, zombies, and vampires. And then other times God says “Fuck you! Fight the city!” This week I’m gonna try my damnedest to have you survive the baddest gangs of the movie The Warriors.

Pictured: The Warriors. Be scared.

There’s gangs like The Rogues, Boppers, Boil Avenue Runners, Electric Eliminators, Savage Huns, and even Satan’s Mothers. I shit you not, that’s an actual gang in the movie. If you listen to me you’ll make it home safely. Most of you. Some of you will try your damnedest to not listen to me and get knived by some asshole dressed like a mime. That would be one of the Hi-Hats.