I talk a lot. I also listen a lot. But
there are times when I wish I could grab someone and just shake the
shit out of them because of the things that they say. I thought of a
few things that I am tired of hearing, and reading, and made this
handy dandy list. Thankfully people that I talk to on a regular basis
don't really say these things to me. Otherwise I'd triangle choke
them. If you don't know what that is then I'll show you next time we
hang out.
“You Don't Know What You're Missing”
Yes, I do. What you're offering. I
always know what I'm missing. There is a whole process that goes on
when an offer is made to me that leads to me using my mouthparts to
express my opinion. In every instance that I decided to not do
something that I was told I would be missing I've never gone “Well,
goddamn it! I should've went!” I tend to go “It sounds like you
had fun. That's cool.” I always know what I'm missing.
Now, it would be different if I missed
an event and someone said “This big legged chick in a plaid skirt
was looking for a 6'1” Black guy with no hopes and dreams to give a
blowjob to!” Then I'd be pissed. I'd be downright ornery. But that
doesn't happen. I hear that someone got drunk, puked, passed out,
tried to walk into the bushes, and wasn't heard from for a full day.
And that was me!
