My cousin tagged me in a post about
this story. Not sure if that makes me a bad person or her. Either
way, no matter what I do for the rest of my life I'll never be as bad
as Georgia resident 26 year old Domonique Smith. At first he was
arrested for stealing a bike because, well, some people miss the
1980's. Then a burglary was reported in Monday morning and they found
out that Smith had been riding things other than a stolen bike. He
had banged a body in a funeral home. The name of the dead woman that
he had sex with has not been released but the family was notified.
Know what? I wouldn't want to know. I don't need that phone call from
the police.
There is video evidence that shows that Smith was there
between 7pm and 7am. The funeral home, Hill Watson Peoples Funeral
Service, doesn't want to talk about this for reasons. What is also
bad is that this kind of thing is extremely rare in Muscogee County.
Not impossible or unheard of. But extremely rare. The funeral
director, Cedric Hill, did say “We hold our families dear. We look
for the best protection and security for the families we have served
in this community for 65 years.” Turns out Smith was holding
someone dear as well. He is being held on $20,000 bond and if he is
convicted he can get one to 10 years in prison.
