So this morning I got stuck in a World
Star Hip Hop hole. WSHH is a site that has videos of music, random
shit, and mostly fighting. Just all kinds of fighting. Men versus
men, women versus women, men versus women, kids versus kids, people
versus animals, whatever you're looking for. I've written before on
what I learned watching Youtube fights. Now its time for Five Things
I Learned Watching World Star Hip Hop (or WSHH because fuck all that
writing). Now let's sit back and hope no advanced species ever
discovers this website.
No One Knows How To Block
When I see a fight start and someone
has their hands to their side or god forbid in the pockets I think
“Why don't you just pull your pants down, bend over, and present
yourself?” Who taught people how to fight? Every punch is a
haymaker and yes while those are effective chances are you'll throw a
wild ass swing and leave yourself wide open to ass kinda shenanigans.
You're not Roy Jones Jr. so holding one hand up and swinging the
other at your side just looks silly. So stop that.
