I was looking through my blogs for
Christmas things I had written about and discovered that my negative
ass had never made a list of toys that were my favorite as a kid. I
had done one of the worst toys (click here to read that) but not the
things I got that made me dance like an idiot when I opened them.
It took me a minute to figure out which
ones to choose since there were a bunch. With these I am going based
on the shock factor involved and how much excitement I had after
getting it. Like, I can't use when I got a Nintendo as a choice since
that required so much pain with dealing with getting a crumby ass
Sega first. So allow me to present to you Best Christmas Gifts Of
Dante's Childhood!