KP told me about this pastor in Africa
somewhere that was kissing asses to bless them. Well, not one to
leave anything a mystery I decided to look this up and great googly
moogly there is indeed an image of a man kissing a bunch of Black
lady asses on a beach. I added the Brazzers logo because that's where
my brain goes. And if you don't know what that logo means then bless
your heart.
There is nothing to confirm who this guy is or if he is
really blessing a lot of asses or he is just blessed with the most
luck any man has ever had. The story goes that these women were told
at a prayer retreat that they needed to strip and get on all fours so
he could kiss their asses. I can't help but feel jealous while
writing this. They ask why and he says that they would receive
blessings and get a husband. Hmm. Sounds legit to me.
