You are supposed to stay away from sharks. That is what the news says and I'm sure if sharks could talk they would say the same thing. Actually, they would probably say “Eat eat hunger eat eat is that a seal nope it human eat half spit rest out eat eat eat!” In Queensland aka A Part Of Australia I Will Never Go To a 9 foot cooper shark washed up on shore and instead of just kicking back into the sea completing the circle of life like I learned in that documentary called The Lion King some chicks thought that it made way more sense to just straddle the fucker.
One lady said “We believe that it has
just recently died, as looking at the fin it's not bent over so it
doesn't appear to have been dead for that long.” Science! I
couldn't tell you shit about how long a shark had been dead based on
its fin. “The seasonal migration for the species of shark is in
March and April, and they migrate from New South Wales so it is
possible that it was migrating and possibly got washed onto the beach
in high tide.” Stupid shark.
