I hate when there are votes that I don’t know about. I had heard tale of Monopoly adding a new game piece. I own the game and ever since I was little the iron has always been my favorite piece. While folks would fight over the dog or the racecar (which creeps me out since its spelled the same backwards and forwards) I’d grab my little iron and be content. Irons rule. But thousands of you assholes don’t agree and chose to replace it with a goddamn cat. A cat!
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| "Meow! I suck! I'll eat you when you die! Meow! |
If cats were people you would have nothing to do with them. Ever. Cats are a human version of a hot chick in the club that goes just to be treated to free shit and looked at but not touched or spoken to unless they want it. When you look at all the other options that were available the cat is the worse one. There’s a helicopter, a ring, a guitar, and a robot. A robot loss to a cat?! What planet am I living on where this is a thing?!
