Showing posts with label mother brings vagina cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mother brings vagina cookies. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Celebrate The Vajayjay With Cookies (For The Kids...?!)


I had not one but two friends send me a link to this Reddit post about a 2nd grade teacher who caught all levels of hell for not allowing her classroom to munch down on some vagina shaped cookies. Click here to read the full post. Here is a sample of what happened.

“So Friday rolls around and the kids are excited. Autumn Lily Speaker comes into the classroom with a pan full of treats and brings them to me and says with a smile 'I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman's vagina today.' Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS...perplexed I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply 'I'm sorry Autumn, but I can't give these to my students. This just isn't appropriate.'

Autumn bursts with the fury of a thousand angry Andrea Dworkin's and starts yelling in front of the class about how 'I should be proud of my vagina' and 'I am settling for a women's role in life.'”