I'm not sure why this story happened. There could be a hundred explanations and none of them would sit right with me because I'm a human being and as a human being I believe that other human beings should not be shitting in elevators. 49 year old Patricia Ann Jamison does not agree with me so she was arrested for being a nasty ass. I mean, seriously. In an elevator. Oh, in a courthouse. Forgot to mention that part. And it was in Florida.
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Security was told that there was a pile of shit in the elevator in the courthouse. I'm sure they knew immediately that it came from a person. I call it HuDoo. Kiyoshi calls it PooMan. Either way its disgusting. Jamison was the last human to exit the elevator and they even had her on video and “appear to pull her pants down and back up toward the interior elevator buttons consistent with someone using the bathroom.” That means she dropped trough and did the damn thing.
