People like sex with other people. But sometimes people aren't available so you go to the next best thing: a sex doll. I don't mean one of those expensive ones that talk to you and feel, like, real. I'm talking about the Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll! This thing isn't cheap. It ranges from $300 to almost $600. Ain't nobody got money for that! So you steal it like this dude in India River County, Florida did.
At Inner Secrets adult novelty store in
Vero Breach some dude started asking the cashier about the doll.
Suddenly, with the speed that only a very horny man has, and took off
out the store. The cashier could not give a description of the guy to
cops because, honestly, most pervs look the same. Source: working in a porn shop for seven years. Whenever someone wanted to know about
something expensive when I worked at the porn shop I always made sure
it was in snatching it back distance, by the way.
