That is the most click bait title ever
written. If you told me that I could pick between explosive diarrhea
for the next four years or uncontrollable vomiting I would ask you
“Can I just say no?” If you told me yes I would just walk away. I
don't want either of those things. That is how I viewed this previous
election with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. I saw two big
problems and a small solution in Gary Johnson. “Who?” someone
just asked. Exactly. People continually bitch about this two party
system we have while voting for people that represent those two
parties exclusively because “Go team go!” Everyone wants to
belong to a team. Not me. Lone wolf up in this bitch.
You know Trump isn't a Republican
right? He had to get into that party because he knows how stupid
people are and they cant conceive of the notion of voting for a third
party candidate or outside what they think is theirs no matter what. Folks are still washing the taste of Ross Perot out
of their mouth. Before 1987 and from 2001 to 2009 he voted Democrat.
From 1999 to 2001 he voted Reform. In 2011 – 2012 he was
Independent. He is still Independent but he knows that wont work so
he hopped on the Republican ticket. And guess what? The shit worked.
He is now your President. Decades ago Hillary was Republican but we
wont talk about that because girl power.
