Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

Thursday, November 10, 2016

How Donald Trump Won And Why Its Your Fault


That is the most click bait title ever written. If you told me that I could pick between explosive diarrhea for the next four years or uncontrollable vomiting I would ask you “Can I just say no?” If you told me yes I would just walk away. I don't want either of those things. That is how I viewed this previous election with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. I saw two big problems and a small solution in Gary Johnson. “Who?” someone just asked. Exactly. People continually bitch about this two party system we have while voting for people that represent those two parties exclusively because “Go team go!” Everyone wants to belong to a team. Not me. Lone wolf up in this bitch.

You know Trump isn't a Republican right? He had to get into that party because he knows how stupid people are and they cant conceive of the notion of voting for a third party candidate or outside what they think is theirs no matter what. Folks are still washing the taste of Ross Perot out of their mouth. Before 1987 and from 2001 to 2009 he voted Democrat. From 1999 to 2001 he voted Reform. In 2011 – 2012 he was Independent. He is still Independent but he knows that wont work so he hopped on the Republican ticket. And guess what? The shit worked. He is now your President. Decades ago Hillary was Republican but we wont talk about that because girl power.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

President Trump Plans To Build Wall Around Earth


President Trump held a press conference earlier today declaring that a wall would be placed in between planet Earth and Mars, further straining Earthling/Martian relations. Since his third reign as President of the United States Trump has slowly moved towards the plan of creating an even greater divide between humanity and Martians. In today's press conference he stated “When Mars sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.”

After the gasps settled he continued. “I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our solar border, and I will make Mars pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

Monday, May 2, 2011

Rosscast Episode 221: Civilized Savage


In this episode I go a different route. I discuss the death of Osama bin Laden and why the tone people have taken bothers me, a great article from colorlines.com, Donald Trump wanting to see President Obama’s birth certificate, my views on humanity, and after the music break some speeches. Click here to download this and past Rosscast shows. Enjoy!