Goddamn it, China! We already have
Australia as the craziest place on the planet. We don't need you
throwing your hat in the ring. 30 year old demon/wife Feng Lung found
out that her husband 32 year old Fan Lung was cheating on her with a
21 year old chick named Zhang Hung. Feng found out about this after
Fan used his wife's cell to chat with the other chick and his wife
found out about it. We've all been there, am I right fellas?
God, I hope this story is fake...
Feng did what any logical human would
do in this situation: she grabbed a pair of scissors while he was
sleeping and cut his dick off. Now...I've used scissors before. And I
have an alleged penis. I imagine that it would take a lot of effort
to get this thing off of my body using scissors. But not Feng.
Channeling ancient spirits of evil she managed to cut her husbands
dick off. Surgeons were able to reattach it and that is where this
story ends.
Yeah, right.
This is China, cuz.
