Goddamn it, China! We already have Australia as the craziest place on the planet. We don't need you throwing your hat in the ring. 30 year old demon/wife Feng Lung found out that her husband 32 year old Fan Lung was cheating on her with a 21 year old chick named Zhang Hung. Feng found out about this after Fan used his wife's cell to chat with the other chick and his wife found out about it. We've all been there, am I right fellas?
God, I hope this story is fake...
Feng did what any logical human would do in this situation: she grabbed a pair of scissors while he was sleeping and cut his dick off. Now...I've used scissors before. And I have an alleged penis. I imagine that it would take a lot of effort to get this thing off of my body using scissors. But not Feng. Channeling ancient spirits of evil she managed to cut her husbands dick off. Surgeons were able to reattach it and that is where this story ends.
This is China, cuz.
Feng got into the hospital room where her husband was recovering and cut off his dick again! Again! She cut it off again! And for any woman that thinks this is a fair action to take against someone that is cheating you need to stop taking to me. You're a crazy person. After cutting his dick off she tossed his dick out of the window. Someone from the hospital had this to say.
“The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.” Yep. He chased her ass outside and attacked her. “Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.” I ain't heard shit about her being imprisoned for life or anything. Fuck going to China. Yes. One woman can keep me out of a country.