For anyone that says “God doesn't
make mistakes!” I present to you Trichobatrachus robustus aka Hairy
Frog aka Wolverine Frog! This fucking thing looks like something out
of a Guillermo Del Toro film. When not in scare the shit out of
travelers mode its claws sit in its back feet. But when it wants to
give you a story to talk about when you get home looking different
they pop out of its hands. They don't even come out of normal claw
places either. The shits come out of its palms. It breaks its own
bones just to defend itself. Its the same shit that frat boys or
lunatics do but instead of ripping off their shirt to flash their
barbed wire tattoo they smash their hands into glass and use that
glass as a weapon. It'd be like high-fiving a demon and I don't need
that stress in my life.
These things also grow hair when they
are in mating season. Its the opposite of me. I tend to get more ass
when I cut my hair...which is why I'm growing it right now. And that
hair hold extra oxygen that it needs when taking care of its baby
monsters. I'm not prepared for that level of anarchy. Back to the claws. They are just straight up bone. Not that
shit your pet has. Its bone. It doesn't even use muscle to pull the
bone back in. It just does like some sort of reverse cactus needle.
Fuck that. Thankfully these things don't get too big or else I'd have
to change planets.
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