I like seeing women fight. Now just
WSHH style which tends to have too much profanity for my Christian
ears. Back when I was younger I used to watch this lay named Christy
Martin that boxed before Mike Tyson fights and she would beat the
hell out of other women. Then Laila Ali showed up and fucked
everything up. It became a game of “Wait. They can look good and
fight?!” For a while she was the only female fighter people were
talking about. Didn't matter if another woman was better than her
which in all honesty there really wasn't. Female boxers back then
were few and far between. Then Gina Carano arrived and fucked the
whole game up.
She was an amazing fighter, hot as all
get out, and an amazing fighter. Yeah, you could look at her and
think she was attractive but she was mostly seen as a good fighter.
As a professional fighter she only had seven fights and lost her last
against Cris Cyborg and if you watch MMA you know who she is and why
she is infamous. Carano now does movies and retired from MMA years
ago but the impact she had on the sport in terms of skill and beauty
continue to this day. Speaking of impact...
This is my list of the four women I
find attractive in MMA. I already know that a lot of people will
disagree with this list. I have seen other lists of this kind and I
am not into women that look like little girls. And some people will
not like this list because I am openly admitting that a woman is
attractive which is frowned upon these days. Either way feel free to
disagree with me and be wrong. You'll also notice that there aren't
any Black chicks because I am not aware of Black chicks fighting in
MMA. Wait. There is the one. Angela Hill. But...no.
Rachael Ostovich
Ostovich is 26 years old, 5'3”,
125 pounds, and from Hawaii. She fights using judo and MMA and has a
record of 4-3 which is not that good but I don't care because I saw
weigh in where she wore a Wonder Woman themed outfit and also fought
in one and if you know me or have been unlucky enough to hear my “If
A Woman Wears Wonder Woman Clothes” conversation then you know her
win/loss record means nothing to me. “I love Wonder Woman. Who
doesn't love Wonder Woman? I just wanted to rock some Wonder Woman
attire and I guess everyone started liking it. Hopefully I get to
wear it some more.” This woman will take your ass down and pummel
you. Ostovich is a good example of how different women can make
themselves look with makeup. And, you know, like, you being all
bloody from fighting.
Gadelha is 29 years old, 5'4”, 115 pounds, and from Mossoró, Rio
Grande do Norte, Brazil. She fights using Muay Thai and Brazilian
Jiu-Jitsu and will hurt your fucking feelings. By looking at her you
would never know just how dangerous she is but I have and can attest
to it. She has a MMA record of 15-3. That means that she has been in
more fights as a professional than many will have in their lives.
Unless you have siblings in which case you probably broke that record
before junior high. When she was growing up she was all about them
drugs and her parents moved her to get away from it and she ended up
secretly working out and eventually fell in love with fighting. She
is the kinda cute where if I were dating her and she came home all
jacked up I would openly weep. Like, big ugly Viola Davis tears.
Miesha Tate
Tate is 31 years
old, 5'6”, 135 pounds, and from Tacoma, Washington. Her nickname is
Cupcake. You figure it out. She retired with a record of 18-7. She
actually grew on me after listening to interviews of her because I
hated her because she was fighting my number one bae on this list and
I choose sides, damn it. She does wrestling, boxing, submission,
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Muay Thai. She do it all. She was really good
at takedowns an smothering the shit out of women while bashing them
or submitting them. She also looks like a girl I had a crush on years
ago which explains why I like her and didn't. Her fight with bae
number one is one of the main reasons women in the UFC is even a
thing now.
Ronda Rousey
Rousey is 30
years old, 5'7”, 135 pounds, from Riverside, California. Her record
is 12-2 but those 2 were fucking nuts. Rousey is one of those people
that I thought would never lose a fight no matter how good the
opponent allegedly was. Her style is Judo which makes sense seeing as
how her mother is AnnaMaria De Mars who won gold in judo. Most of
Rousey's fights were won by armbar which was super fucing intense and
entertaining to watch. Not only was she incredible as a fighter she
was cute with the ability to be hot. She started acting in films and
being sent everywhere for interviews which you could say hurt her
fight game. She had more history than Carano, more fights, more
personality, and was the right person at the right time for women in
MMA. No matter how far women go in the sport it will always be traced
back to Rousey.
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