While chatting with someone who had
posted an article from Cosmo featuring a “plus size” model I got
to thinking about how much I hate Cosmo. I found an article titled 16
Things You Think He Cares About But Really Doesn't that is allegedly
written by a guy. I say that because most of the articles done by
this site and magazine seem to be geared towards women who already
hate themselves and need that extra little push to go into full blown
hating their bodies mode or actually have confidence and need it
knocked down a little bit.
I found that this one actually had some
things that are true so I will be fair in my responses while writing
this. Kinda fair. Nothing is 100% fair. Not even 69's. Some people
are just greedier than others, folks.
1. If you don't shave your legs every
day. You might notice a bit of stubble coming in, but he sure as hell
doesn't. You can let it go a couple days, a couple weeks, whatever.
He's not going to notice, and even if he does, all he cares about is
that your pants are off.
Or...you are wearing shorts. There are
plenty of times a woman's legs are showing that involve her pants
being across the room on a pile of clothes neither of you want to
pick up because you're too busy getting bizzay. I have had chicks say
“I haven't shaved...” as if that is some kind of deterrent.
Please. Your legs could be on fire and I'll still want to touch them.
If a guy complains because your legs haven't been shaved start
complaining about his balls that look like a briar patch. If he doesn't know what a briar patch is kick him out the house.
