Remember back in the day when people would get high just from sniffing glue, eating paint chips, or rubbing cow udders on their elbows? Apparently that’s not good enough anymore. Allow me to introduce you to the world of 2C-1 aka Smiles because irony is the new fuck life. Yeah, that’s the name of this drug that sounds like the complete opposite of fun. Think of the best time you’ve ever had in your life. Okay? Now add sheer fucking terror to it and you’ll have this legal drug that the youths are now taking because fuck reasoning with those idiots.
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| If only every goddamn idiot wore their ignorance on a shirt. |
This stuff works within two hours of taking it at small doses and last from four to twelve hours. That’s a lot of fucking time. That’s a day at work. The effects are mental, which is always groovy, but when taken in higher doses because seeing Death singing LMFAO songs isn’t enough it becomes a full out freakout fest in your head. Some side effects are vomiting, feeling like you wanna vomit, and muscle tension. Yeah, that sounds too fucking fun. Some also feel giddy and hyper for a few hours which translates to “I am gonna annoy the fuck out of anyone that can see or hear me for a while!” You pretty much become a human parrot.
