This 37 year old guy Dale Decker
suffers from having involuntary orgasms all day long. I've heard of a
woman having this happen to her before but never a guy. His
“condition” is known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome. This
first started when he slipped a disk in his back and on the way to
the hospital came five damned times on the ambulance ride. Jealous!
As fun as this sounds this party pooper married father of two makes
it sound horrible.
“Imagine being on your knees at your
father's funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him and then
you have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing
behind you. It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as
long as you live.” Aw, baby got dirt on his diamond. You know how
cool it would be to be able to just stand there and have orgasms? I
plan on slipping every disk in my back as soon as possible!
“There's nothing pleasurable about it
because even though it might feel physically good, you're completely
disgusted by what's going on. If you're in public, if you're in front
of kids it's disgusting and it can break you real fast.” I'd turn
this into a dance or something. Just try and play it off. “It
happened to me at the grocery store and when it was over, there were
around 150 people looking straight at me. Why would I leave the house
when something like this can happen?”
