Thursday, September 25, 2014

Man Can't Stop Having Orgasms

This 37 year old guy Dale Decker suffers from having involuntary orgasms all day long. I've heard of a woman having this happen to her before but never a guy. His “condition” is known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome. This first started when he slipped a disk in his back and on the way to the hospital came five damned times on the ambulance ride. Jealous! As fun as this sounds this party pooper married father of two makes it sound horrible.

“Imagine being on your knees at your father's funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him and then you have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing behind you. It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live.” Aw, baby got dirt on his diamond. You know how cool it would be to be able to just stand there and have orgasms? I plan on slipping every disk in my back as soon as possible!

“There's nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good, you're completely disgusted by what's going on. If you're in public, if you're in front of kids it's disgusting and it can break you real fast.” I'd turn this into a dance or something. Just try and play it off. “It happened to me at the grocery store and when it was over, there were around 150 people looking straight at me. Why would I leave the house when something like this can happen?”

This makes me wonder if he produces every time he comes. The most I've ever had was 11 times in a 15 hour period. By that 11th time, while it felt good, there wasn't much to work with. If you are coming close to 100 times a day like good ol' Decker here it has to be dust at the end of the day. His wife, April Decker, and their two sons are over it. “We really struggle right now as he is unable to work and supply for his family and I feel like all the strain is on me.” Even though he always has raging boner and is a one man gang bang his wife isn't getting any of the benefits of it.

“It's really upsetting, we don't do things that man and wife should do and we argue over things that should not be affecting us because he sometimes has episodes at night, we took the decision to sleep in separate beds. That can be very frustrating. You want the comfort from another person, particularly your husband, but we don't have that.”

Decker says that he and his wife do try to have sex but he is unable to finish with her...meaning he gets his and she doesn't get hers. Why doesn't he just tell her to sit on his face? Problem solved. Kinda. He has tried to get help from doctors but they don't have an answer for it. Some are worried that he'll kill himself out of sheer frustration with his condition. I have heard audio of Decker having his orgasms and couldn't help but laugh because I am a horrible human. Men sound funny having orgasms. Remember when Curly from The Three Stooges would get aggravated? Its kinda like that. But stickier.  

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