Showing posts with label slipped disk. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Man Can't Stop Having Orgasms

This 37 year old guy Dale Decker suffers from having involuntary orgasms all day long. I've heard of a woman having this happen to her before but never a guy. His “condition” is known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome. This first started when he slipped a disk in his back and on the way to the hospital came five damned times on the ambulance ride. Jealous! As fun as this sounds this party pooper married father of two makes it sound horrible.

“Imagine being on your knees at your father's funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him and then you have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing behind you. It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live.” Aw, baby got dirt on his diamond. You know how cool it would be to be able to just stand there and have orgasms? I plan on slipping every disk in my back as soon as possible!

“There's nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good, you're completely disgusted by what's going on. If you're in public, if you're in front of kids it's disgusting and it can break you real fast.” I'd turn this into a dance or something. Just try and play it off. “It happened to me at the grocery store and when it was over, there were around 150 people looking straight at me. Why would I leave the house when something like this can happen?”