Stargazer Fish
You see this thing? Fuck this thing.
This is a Stargazer Fish. I never knew this thing existed until today
and I could've lived the rest of my life not knowing that this thing
lived in the sea. The ocean is already this place where everything
that the bible describes will show up when the Rapture arrives lives.
Just imagine going deep sea diving and everything is going well. You
and your foolish spouse decide that it is a good idea to put oxygen
tanks on your backs and go searching for...stuff. I don't know what
people do underwater except pray. You look down and this goddamn
thing is staring up at you. How quickly would your ass go flying up
back to the surface? Too fast. Next thing you know you got the bends.
You don't even wanna know what that shit is.
