Kids These Days 5

I’m a terrible human being with views and opinions that tend to be shaky at best. When I hear about a male teacher sleeping with a student I want him castrated on Youtube because I don’t have cable and pay per view is not an option. But when I hear about a female teacher the first thing I think is “Lucky bastard!” quickly followed by “Is the teacher hot?” I am fully aware that it’s a terrible double standard. Leave me alone. This teacher Brittni Nicole Colleps doesn’t make me envious of of the five students she plowed.

Aah! Kill it with fire!

This woman is only 28. I know women in their 40’s that look way better than this chick. This is a hard 28. So apparently this teacher in Texas was having sex with five of her students. They were all 18 years old and legal but still teachers aren’t allowed to do that. She could get twenty years per dude. She’d be 128 when she got out of jail and probably look exactly the same. It doesn’t help that she has total bitch face. Urbandictionary says that bitch face is “Any person whose face makes them seem like they're a bitch.” A cellphone video was played of her having an orgy with some of the students. Yes, this video was shown during trial. I swear I would have run out of the courtroom screaming.