Whether you want to believe it or not,
when you are a certain level of attractive you can get away with
certain things in life more often than someone who is not genetically
gifted physically. It also helps if you are a middle aged White woman
who can wear the fuck out of some tight jeans. Seriously. That is a
thing for me. If a woman can wear some tight ass jeans that look like
they were sewn around her I get happy...in my pants. You should probably stop reading now if that upset you because I'm like reverse wine in a lot of ways. And I like women with mom bodies. This is 38 year
old mother Brooke Lajiness of Michigan. She went to court a couple
weeks back because she is accused of having sex with a 14 year old
boy between eight and fifteen times (who's counting?) and sending
butt booty ass naked pictures to one another. This began in the
summer of last year. Know what I was doing summer of last year?
Working and not even close to getting 38 year old White lady ass,
that's what. I like her even in court. Not sure I like that shirt and scarf ensemble though. But no make up or jewelry? Tell me more!