Most times when I bitched about
magazines ranking one particular woman over another it is with
outrage. I get mad whenever Rihanna is number one on any list. This
time Esquire came out where their Sexiest Woman Alive 2014 and my
reaction what more of “...what?” rather than “What?!” The
winner, if you want to call her that, is Penelope Cruz.
And I don't get it.
Of course everyone has their own
definition of what is sexy and what makes someone sexy. Cruz isn't
sexy to me at all. She never has been. I've seen quite a few of her
movies and not once did I ever think “Wow, this is a sexy woman.”
I never even thought that she was all that talented. Apparently there
are a shit ton of people that disagree with me.
I read the interview with her and it is
all about bullfighting. Not her watching it. Not her doing it. Not
her taking about it. But the writer of the article needed to fill
space so he wrote more about bullfighting and what Cruz ate more than
anything.
