Every time one of these hot lists comes out I am actually prepared to be upset. It is a knee jerk reaction that I have to these things because no doubt I will be upset. I actually have not checked who is number one since it has been broken down page by page to increase page views because magazine sites are whores! This is the FHM Sexiest Women In The World 2014. Already I am questioning the choice of Gal Gadot as the next Wonder Woman seeing as how she is ranked 97 on this thing. 97 out of 100? That ain't even close to okay. I mean, I don't thinks she is anything special but having her that low is not a good sign.
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Sandra Bullock and Shakira are also
ranked between 100 and 81. I think the fact Shakira had a kid knocked
her down on the list. Hey. I didn't make the rules. The rest are a
bunch of random White chicks that are too thin or too whatever for me
to even bother listing or complaining about. Miley Cyrus is ranked at
79 so I am having some faith in this list. It stinks that she is even
on it but 79 is a good number for her. Its my birth year. Sarah
Hyland from Modern Family is on this list which is just creepy since
she looks like she is in junior high. If you know a grown man that
finds this girl (she is 23) hot you need to do some background
checking. Dude may be a pedo.
