People's Magazine has released their
new Most Beautiful Person and as usual I disagree with it. Actually,
last year I didn't have a problem. It was Lupita and she is hot. But
this is supposed to be about the content of their character and not
just their looks. I think. Rihanna got this one year so that can't
all be true. That woman is rotten to the core. This years winner is
Sandra Bullock. As soon as I found out I asked “Is she coming out
with a movie or something?” and of course she is. There was no
other reason to hand this...honor unless she was.
When she was told she won she said
“Real beauty is quiet. Especially in this town, it's just so hard
not to say, 'Oh, I need to look like that.' No, be a good person, be
a good mom, do a good job with the lunch, let someone cut in front of
you who looks like they're in a bigger hurry. The people I find most
beautiful are the ones who aren't trying.” Says the pretty person.
I'm a dick so I translate everything she said to this. “If you are
hot things are easier in a lot of ways. I don't have to be a good
person but if I am hot and nice people will like me more because hot
people tend to be mean. Because they're hot. Also, let assholes have
their way. If they wanna go faster than they should, let them. Maybe
they'll die in a horrible wreck.”
And that “Oh, I need to look like
that” thing she says about “this town” meaning Los Angeles bugs
me. Leave. Everyone that hates being here leave! All the people that
look “like that” aren't even from here.
