Showing posts with label Dante Saves You Jurassic Park Edition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dante Saves You Jurassic Park Edition. Show all posts

Sunday, June 3, 2018

Dante Saves You: Jurassic Park Edition



It has been years since I have tried to save you all and look at what's happened. Wars all over the world. A freak for a president. Hawaii is being very Hawaiian. It's nuts. So I have returned once again to try and teach you goofy bastards how to save yourself from yourselves because y'all like to leave the house and when that happens weird and violent shit occurs. In this Dante Saves You I'll save you from the various Jurassic Parks. Why? Because there are fucking dinosaurs there and you need to not go but decided to anyway because you wanted a selfie with something that could eat you and be hungry again before it even shits you out.