It has been years since I have tried to
save you all and look at what's happened. Wars all over the world. A
freak for a president. Hawaii is being very Hawaiian. It's nuts. So I
have returned once again to try and teach you goofy bastards how to
save yourself from yourselves because y'all like to leave the house
and when that happens weird and violent shit occurs. In this Dante
Saves You I'll save you from the various Jurassic Parks. Why? Because
there are fucking dinosaurs there and you need to not go but decided
to anyway because you wanted a selfie with something that could eat
you and be hungry again before it even shits you out.
