When I was a kid the future was about
getting my hands on a laser gun, hover board, or teleporter because
fuck walking anywhere. Then movies like Terminator came along and
made you afraid of the future. They had you thinking that one day
computers would wake up, yawn, and start using our blood for
lubricant. Over time though these movies made me realize that the
future could be changed because there were an unlimited amount of
time machines so if you went back to change something and fucked up
you could just get a do over.
In this Dante Saves You: Terminator
Edition I'm gonna walk your terrified ass through four of the films.
I'd help you with the fifth but I haven't seen that garbage yet. Yes,
I judge before seeing. Why? Because I'm the founder of Dantania and
that is how we roll. Judge first, facts later is the best way to
live. Oh, you think that's wrong? Well, have fun when that buff ass
naked guy you took home turns out to be a monster from the future
here to kill you for some shit you ain't even done yet!
