See this shit? Its a Flamboyant Cuttlefish. And I
don't like it one bit. Makes me nervous and represents everything
that is fucked up about going into the water. This type is the only
one that walks on the sea floor. Know why? Cause its a fatty fatty
fat fat. It can float for moments and then sinks its strange looking
ass right back down. There are other fish that walk and I'll get to
them eventually (I'm looking at you, red lipped batfish!). These
things live nowhere near me which is good for both of us. They don't
get much bigger than about two and a half inches which is awesome
because when I see weird shit and imagine it larger I just think of
that Korean film The Host and I don't need that kind of stress in my
life.
