I'm a fucking man-child. I am totally
aware of this. I want as few responsibilities as possible, hate
having to adult, and possess a very vivid memory particularly when it
comes to the past and the opposite sex. In school I didn't have many
attractive teachers. I don't even need one hand to count them all. I
could have those honked up lobster hands and still have a digit left.
I say all of this to defend my upcoming thoughts regarding this story
of a 28 year old teacher named Haeli Wey from a high school in Texas
called Westlake that had the sex with a couple of male students from
her school. If you already have your comments regarding how terrible
a teacher sleeping with a student is you can save it. I've done
dozens of blogs like this one and am tired of defending my penis.
Now, from the jump this story is all
kinds of wrong. Wey was on a trip with one of the boys family in
Africa. For real. How about wondering why a teacher is going on a
trip with the family of one of her students? The dad had to know
something was up. One of the boys, I refuse to say victim, met her at
a student ministry program and...wait. What? Red flag number one! In
case you don't know, most religious based school programs are for
hooking up. Later that summer their relationship became more physical
on the trip to Africa. The muthafuckin' cradle of civilization!
