Nature is like a god that will only
send you to hell if you worship it. “That doesn't make sense”
someone just said. No. You don't make sense. Much like nature. I saw
a bat online and immediately said “Fuck you!” to it and decided
to look up some other bats. Out of these three I only knew of the
existence of one of them. Its the Megabat. Just by the name alone you
know its trouble. This punk ass thing has a wingspan of almost six
fucking feet. That is not fair.
They say it only eats fruit but I
think they are lying. They do not use echolocation like most bats
instead having a great sense of smell instead. See, that way they can
smell your fear and snatch you away from your adventurous friends on
that stupid ass hike they convinced you to go on. You know how many
people have died and the last thing they heard was “Oh, don't worry.
It only eats fruit and bugs”? I don't know either. But I bet its in
the dozens. Oh, and get this. They are reservoirs for the ebola
virus. You even know what the fuck that means? It means they carry the
shit but show no signs of it. Assholes. Flying in the air with they
little dingalings just flapping in the breeze. Its gross!
