In Iowa City the cops pulled 19 year old Quentrel J. Johnson over because of his name. I'm kidding but totally not at the exact same time. They say he was driving around with no headlights on around 5pm in the afternoon. The car smelled like weed because he's 19 and then the cops asked him to step out of his vehicle. When he did they noticed that his tongue and teeth were covered in weed.
The police checked him and he had a
large bag of weed in his crotchal region which is usually the best
place to hide drugs because cops never check there for drugs ever.
The asshole is an even better place to hide things. He told the cops
that, yes, he had been smoking weed (derp!) and then shit got real
for young Quentrel.
