Prison doesn’t look fun. There’s never a situation where I see a movie or TV show where people are locked up and I say “Yeah…I need some of that in my life.” So in this edition of Dante Saves You I’m gonna try and teach you how to survive being locked up.
There are many forms of being locked up, so I took examples from different films and shows to give you a better grasp of prison life or as comedian Kevin Hart puts it “Yeah! Real ni**as. All day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin’ it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. One bed. No pillow case. One pillow. Didn’t nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night-night ni**a? You ever go night-night ni**a?! Everybody go night-night, ni**a!”
