Dante Saves You: Locked Up Edition

Prison doesn’t look fun. There’s never a situation where I see a movie or TV show where people are locked up and I say “Yeah…I need some of that in my life.” So in this edition of Dante Saves You I’m gonna try and teach you how to survive being locked up.

There are many forms of being locked up, so I took examples from different films and shows to give you a better grasp of prison life or as comedian Kevin Hart puts it “Yeah! Real ni**as. All day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin’ it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. One bed. No pillow case. One pillow. Didn’t nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night-night ni**a? You ever go night-night ni**a?! Everybody go night-night, ni**a!”

Rosscast Episode 201: "Don't Touch My Junk"

In this episode I talk about my awesome dinner with my best friend, this cold ass rainy weather, Wesley Snipes getting sent to prison, airport body scanners, people being nasty and sneezing and coughing without covering their mouths, a teacher fucking a student and why I’m jealous, The Situation and Bristol Palin preaching abstinence, and a mother getting caught masturbating in a car. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 71: Is Gay The New Nerd?

In this episode I welcomed not one, but two guests! Two former schoolmates, RJ and Julie, joined me for an episode of the Rosscast that was too damned fun. We talk about everything from school, community college, prison, the law, why I'll never be a dictator, and try to figure out what's the new nerd? Click this link to download this and older episodes. I wanna thank RJ and Julie for making this one of my favorite episodes to edit. Enjoy!