I am into the most random ass women at
the moment and oversharing. The first is a fitness chick named Miche.
Don't know the rest of her name. Don't care. I like looking at her. I
don't even know what her voice sounds like. She is in her early 20's,
from Tampa Florida, and is 5 foot 2 and 140 pounds most of which
seems to be in two places. The fact that she is super young and into
fitness means that automatically I am out of the running for being
with her in any sense of the word.
She is also into motivating people so I am
definitely out. She is into guys with goals so we're pretty much
beating a dead horse. What a terrible phrase that is. Her size (hips
and all that shit) is available but it means nothing to me. Even when
bra sized is explained to me in the simplest terms my brain just goes
“Dolphins are so weird...” and I drift off. This chick is hot and
tiny and I could fit her into my pocket. The only turn off I could
find is when she said in an interview that she doesn't like Photoshop
in her pictures and has cellulite and such. Its like when a 20 years
old dude that should physically be at his peak saying he doesn't mind
that he doesn't have abs. Its like, shut up. You'll mind one day.
Anyhoot, cute chick. I'd smash. I love that term. Its terrible, but I love it and never get to say it.
